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hosts this year, complete with an all-the-rage "virtual reality"
studio, and an excess of computer-generated video-wizardry. Wearing a suit that had been through a transporter accident, Belgium's Lisa del Bo gave us a stylish but up-beat TV theme, with a flavour of the days of Luxembourg. Austria had a blind pianist guiding us to the light with a lively gospel number, complete with changes in tempo and plenty of energy. With no Germany or Israel, Finland had a pretty open goal to play with, and took it on with Jasmine strumming her guitar (decorated with a particularly zesty-looking rose) and singing a fruity, skippy folk ditty with plenty to cling to. But they were bettered by the UK who had their best entry in a long time with dizzy club anthem "Ooh aah... just a little bit", performed by distilled Spice Girl prototype Gina G. Armed with a ukulele, the chipmunkish Lúcia Moniz clearly meant business. Her song, the Portuguese entry, has certain 1970s leanings, albeit filtered through a lounge jazz cheesecloth. There's a nice ethnic groove, some nice chanting interjections from the backing vocalists, and a chorus where everything except the ukuleles drops out. Some martial wind adds just a little extra folkiness where it's needed, to create our winning song of the night. Europe had different ideas, of course. They were charmed by Ireland's entry, an ethereal celtic number; very All About Eve, only more Irish and annoying. If it were weirder and had more synths one could compare it to Enya. But it's not. It's All About Eve. Which is all very nice and everything; why in the '80s I could well look at a bodhrán and not feel any malice at all; but such was the all-out assault of Irish "easy listening" in the post-Riverdance era that it is very difficult to look beyond those prejudices it was necessary to adopt for our own sanity. Those prejudices not-withstanding, this is light and inoffensive enough to earn itself a point in a far from dreadful year.
Europe had Norway second (the highest second place never to have got a 12pts vote), Sweden third, Croatia fourth, Estonia fifth, the Netherlands seventh, Cyprus ninth, Malta joint-tenth, Iceland 13th, Switzerland joint-16th, Slovakia 18th, France 19th, Spain 20th, Slovenia 21st and Bosnia & Herzegovina 22nd.
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![]() Our winner, Portugal's Lúcia Moniz. Gina G does a bit of her pirate impersonation. Belgium's Lisa del Bo fends off a typical graphic effect of the day. Austria feel the spirit of the Lord! Finland's Jasmine. Europe's winner, Ireland. Effectively five wins in a row. ⇦1995 / HOME / 1997 ⇨ |